** Note that in every single fearmongering example below, it always says, “might”, “could”, “maybe”, “would”, “some day”, etc. The original list was obtained from this site, but I’m going to keep adding to it, as every day, I get another Google alert about the next thing that’s going to be catastrophically affected. My question is, “Why is there never anything positive listed as a result of global warming?”
AIDS, Afghan poppies destroyed, African holocaust, aged deaths, Africa devastated, African weather system intensified, Air France crash, air pockets, air pressure changes, airports flooded, airport malaria, Alaskan town destroyed, algae blooms – toxic, Al Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped, allergy increase, allergy risk, allergy season longer, alligators in the Thames, Alps melting, Amazon a desert, Amazon deforestation, amphibians breeding earlier (or not),
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ancient forests dramatically changed, animals head for the hills, animals shrink, Antarctic currents slowed, Antarctic grass flourishes, Antarctic gains weight, Antarctic ice grows, Antarctic sea life at risk, anxiety, apples lose crunchiness and tartness, apricot crops destroyed, archaeological sites threatened, Arctic bogs melt, Arctic in bloom, Arctic ice free by 2010, Arctic ice free by 2012, Arctic ice free by 2013, Arctic ice free by 2014, Arctic Ice collapse by 2016, Arctic ice free by 2020 or 2060 or 2025 or 2035. Arctic ice melt faster, Arctic tundra lost, Arctic not warming because of Global warming, Arkansas tornado, artwork threatened, a rose by any other name smells of nothing, asteroid strike risk, asthma increases, Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty, atmospheric circulation modified, attack of the killer jellyfish, avalanches lessen – avalanches increase,
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babies altered , Bahrain under water, bamboo, bananas increase, bananas decrease, barbarisation, bats decline, beer and bread prices to soar, beer better, beer worse, beer more expensive, beetle infestation, beef shortage, big melt faster, billion homeless, billions face risk, billions of deaths, bird loss accelerating, bird populations dying, bird visitors drop, birds decline (Wales), birds face longer migrations, birds on long migrations threatened, birds return early, birds shrink(Aus), birds shrink (USA), bittern boom ends, bigger blizzards, blood contaminated, blue mussels return,
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borders redrawn, brains shrink, bridge collapse (Minneapolis), Britain one big city, Britain will have Siberian climate, Britains gardens wiped out, British monsoon, brothels struggle, bubonic plague, Buddhist temple threatened, bushfires, butterflies move north, butterflies reeling, endangered butterfly saved,
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caribou calves, Cambodian sex trade fuelled, camel deaths, cancer, cannibalism, cataracts, cats more amorous, caterpillar biomass shift, cave paintings threatened, chagas disease, children’s mental health, chipotle ruined, chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate shortage, Cholera, christmas trees, circumcision in decline, cirrus disappearance, civil unrest, cloud increase, clownfish get lost,
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coast beauty spots lost, cockroach migration, cod go south, coffee threatened, coffee berry borer, coffee berry disease, coffee quality, coffee yields, cold climate creatures survive, cold spells, cold spells (Australia), colder waters (Long Island), cold wave (India), cold water fish, cold weather (world), cold winters, computer models,conferences, conflict, conflict with Russia, consumers foot the bill, coral bleaching, coral fish suffer, coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink, coral reefs twilight, corn fungus, corn ethanol, corn yields suffer, cost of trillions, costs to fight wildfires to skyrocket, cotton yields reduced by 80%, cougar attacks, crabgrass menace, cradle of civilisation threatened, creatures move uphill, credit ratings, crime increase, crocodile sex, crocodiles driven from water, crops devastated, crop failures increase, cross-breeding, crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, cryptococcal disease, curriculum change, cyclones (Australia),
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damselflies forced back to UK, danger to kid’s health, Darfur,dark humour, Dartford Warbler plague, daylight increase, deadly pollutants from glaciers, deadly virus outbreaks, death rate increase (US), death rate drop, deaths to reach 6 million, decades of progress at risk, deep ocean current slowdown, Dengue hemorrhagic fever, depression, desert advance, desert retreat, destruction of the environment, dig sites threatened, disasters, diseases move north, diving reefs closed,
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dog disease, Dominican Republic threatened, dozen deadly diseases – or not, drinking water, drought, drunken trees, ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn belt, dust doubles,
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earlier pollen season, earth changing shape, Earth axis tilt, Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth crumbling, Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming,Earth lopsided, Earth melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no return, Earth slowing down, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, earth upside down, earthquakes, earthquakes redux, El Niño intensification, El Nino worse, end of the world as we know it, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis, English villages lost, equality threatened, Europe simultaneously baking and freezing, eutrophication, Everest avalanche, everyplace hit hardest, expansion of university climate groups,
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extinctions (apes, human,civilisation, koalas, lizards, logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod, penguins, pikas, polarbears, possums, walrus, tigers, toads, turtles, pandas, penguins, plants, ladybirds, rhinoceros, salmon, trout, wild flowers, woodlice, a million species, half of all animal and plant species, mountain species, not polar bears, barrier reef, leaches, salamanders, terns, tropical insects, flowers) experts muzzled, extreme changes to California,
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factory fire, fading fall foliage, famine, farmers benefit, farmers go under, farm output boost, farming soil decline, fashion disaster, fever, figurehead sacked, fir cone bonanza, fires fanned in Nepal, fish becoming reckless, fish bigger, fish catches drop, fish downsize, fish deaf, fish feminised, fish get lost, fish head north, fish lose their minds, fish lopsided, fish shrinking, fish stocks at risk, fish stocks decline, fish stunted growth, five million illnesses, flesh eating disease, flies on Everest, flood patterns change, floods, floods of beaches and cities, flood of migrants, flood preparation for crisis, flora dispersed, Florida economic decline, too hot for flowers to survive, flowers wilt, flying squirrels move up,
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fog increase in San Francisco, fog decrease in San Francisco, food poisoning, food prices rise, food prices soar, food production increased, food safety affected, food security threat (SA), food supply, football team migration, forest decline, forest expansion, foundations threatened, foundations increase grants, fresh produce at risk, frog voices change, frog with extra heads, frosts, frostbite, frost damage increased, fungi fruitful, fungi invasion, fungi rot the world,
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games change, Garden of Eden wilts, geese decline in Hampshire, genetic changes, genetic diversity decline, gene pools slashed, geysers imperiled, giant icebergs (Australia), giant icebergs (Arctic), giant oysters invade, giant pythons invade, giant squid migrate, gingerbread houses collapse, glacial earthquakes, glacial retreat, glacier grows (California), glaciers on Snowden, glacier wrapped,glass melts, global cooling, glowing clouds, golf course to drown, golf Masters wrecked,
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grain output drop (China), grain output stagnating (India), grandstanding,grasslands wetter, gravity shift, Great Barrier Reef 95% dead, great tits cope, greening of the North, Grey whales lose weight, guacamole, Gulf Stream failure,
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habitat loss, haggis threatened, Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome, harvest increase, harvest shrinkage, hay fever epidemic, health affected, health of children harmed, health risks, health risks (even more), heart deaths, heart disease, heart attacks and strokes (Australia), heat waves, hedgehogs bald, herbs endangered, hibernation affected, hibernation ends too soon, hibernation ends too late, historic landmarks imperilled, HIV risk increased,
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homeless 50 million, home runs, honey, Hong Kong water taste, hornets, human development faces unprecedented reversal, human fertility reduced, human health risk, human race oblivion,human rights violations, hurricanes, hurricane reduction, hurricanes fewer, hurricanes more intense, hurricanes not, hydropower problems, hyperthermia deaths, hyphthermia deaths,
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ice age, ice hockey extinct, ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage, icebergs, ice sheet tipping point, illegal immigration, illness and death, inclement weather, India drowning, infrastructure failure (Canada), indigestion, industry threatened, infectious diseases, inflation in China, insect explosion, insect invasion,insurance premium rises, Inuit displacement, Inuit health decline, Inuit poisoned, Inuit suing, invasion of alien worms, invasion of Antarctic aliens, invasion of Asian carp, invasion of cane toads, invasion of caterpillars, invasion of cats, invasion of crabgrass, invasion of herons, invasion of jellyfish, invasion of king crabs, invasion of lampreys, invasion of midges, invasion of pine beetles, invasion of rats (China), invasion of slugs, invasive species thrive, Ireland will turn brown, island disappears, islands sinking, Italy robbed of pasta, itchier poison ivy,
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Japan’s cherry blossom threatened, Japanese war dead disturbed, jellyfish explosion, jets fall from sky,
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Kew Gardens taxed, kidnapping of 200 Nigerian schoolgirls, kidney stones, killer cornflakes, killing us, kitten boom, Kittiwakes, koalas leaves inedible, koalas under threat, krill decline,
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lake empties, lake shrinking and growing, landslides, landslides of ice at 140 mph, large trees decline, lawsuits increase, lawsuit successful, lawyers’ income increased (surprise surprise!), lawyers want more, legionnaires’ surge, less nutritious food, lives lost, lizards super intelligent, lives saved, lobsters grow,
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lobster cannibalism, Loch Ness monster dead, locust plagues suppressed, low oxygen zones threaten sea life, lush growth in rain forests, Lyme disease,
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Major vegetation shifts, Malaria, Malaria decline, Malaria increase, malnutrition, mammoth dung melt, mammoth ivory bonanza, manatees battle, mango harvest fails, Maple production advanced, maple syrup production, Maple syrup shortage, marathons contribute to global warming, marmots fatter,marine diseases, marine food chain decimated, marine national parks threatened,
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Meaching (end of the world), Meat eating to stop, Mediterranean rises, megacryometeors, Melanoma, Melanoma decline, mental health decline, mental illness, methane emissions from plants, methane burps, methane runaway, melting permafrost, Mexican climate migrant flood, Middle Kingdom convulses, migration, migratory birds huge losses, microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly, milk production lost, milk shortages, minorities hit,
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monkeys at risk, monkeys on the move, Mont Blanc grows, monuments imperiled, moose dying, moose going bald, more bad air days, more research needed, mortality increased, mosquitoes adapting, mosquitoes increasing, Mount Everest riskier, mountain (Everest) shrinking, mountaineers fears, mountains break up, mountains green and flowering, mountains taller, mortality lower, Mubarak fall, mudslides in Washington, murder rate increase, musk ox decline, Myanmar cyclone,
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narwhals at risk, narwhals suffocate, National Parks damaged, National security implications, native wildlife overwhelmed,natural disasters quadruple, neurological diseases, new islands, New Orleans threatened, next ice age, NFL threatened, Nile delta damaged,
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noctilucent clouds, no effect in India, Northwest Passage opened, nuclear plants bloom,
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oaks dying, oaks move north, obesity, oblivion, ocean acidification, ocean acidification faster, ocean dead spots, ocean dead zones unleashed, ocean deserts expand, ocean salt extremes, ocean oxygen crisis, ocean waves speed up, Olympic Games to end, opera house to be destroyed, outdoor hockey threatened, owls turn brown, oxygen depletion zones, oyster herpes, ozone repair slowed, ozone rise,
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pandas, peanut butter, peat bogs problem, peat bogs no problem, penguin chicks frozen, penguin chicks killed by rain and heat, penguin chicks smaller, penguins in the dark, penguin populations devastated, penguins replaced by jellyfish, penguins sex lives affected, permafrost melting, personal carbon rationing, pest outbreaks, pests increase, pets in danger, phenology shifts, Phillipine beaches,
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pines decline, pirate population decrease, pirates run rampant, plankton blooms, plankton plummeting,plankton wiped out, plants lose protein, plants march north, plants move uphill, polar bears aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic, polar bears deaf, polar bears drowning, polar bears fewer cubs, polar tours scrapped, polar vortex and California drought, pollen – record levels, pollination halved, poor hit the hardest, poor screwed over, porpoise astray, potatoes, profits collapse, psychiatric illness, psychological effects, puffin decline, pushes poor women into prostitution,
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rabid bats, radars taken out, rail network threatened, railroad tracks deformed, rainfall increase, rainforest destruction, rape increase, rape wave, rat kangaroos threatened, refugees, reindeer endangered, reindeer larger, release of ancient frozen viruses, resorts disappear, respiratory diseases worsen, rice less fragrant, rice production fall, rice threatened, rice yields crash, rift on Capitol Hill, rioting and nuclear war, river flow impacted, river rerouted, rivers raised,
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road accidents, roads wear out, robins rampant, rocky peaks crack apart, roof of the world a desert, rooftop bars, Ross river disease, Russia under pressure,
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salinity reduction, salinity increase, Salmonella, salmon stronger, sardine run unpredictable, satellites accelerate, Schmallenberg virus, school closures, school spirit, sea level rise, sea level rise faster, sea snot, sea turtle migration, seals mating more, seismic activity, sewer bills rise, severe thunderstorms, sex change, sexual dysfunction, sexual promiscuity, shark attacks, sharks booming, sharks hybridise, sharks moving north, sheep change colour, sheep shrink, shop closures, short-nosed dogs endangered, shrimp sex problems, shrinking ponds, shrinking sheep, shrinking shrine, Sidney Opera House wiped out, ski resorts threatened, slavery, skinks impacted, slow death, smaller brains, smog,
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snail shells, snowfall decrease, snowfall increase, snowfall heavy, snow thicker, soaring food prices, societal collapse, soil change, soil subsidence, songbirds change eating habits, sour grapes, soybean crop to drop, space junk increase, space problem, spectacular orchids, spider danger in UK, spider bites to increase, spiders getting bigger, spiders invade Scotland, squid aggressive giants, squid larger, squid population explosion,squid tamed, squirrels reproduce earlier, starfish losing arms, starfish sperm eaten by parasites, Statue of Liberty, stingray invasion, stone fruit threatened, storm damage costs rise, storms wetter, stratospheric cooling, street crime to increase, strengthens pests-weakens crops, subsidence, sugar cane, suicide, sunset displaced, swordfish in the Baltic,
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Tabasco tragedy, taxes, tea flavour change, tea shortages, tectonic plate movement, teenage prostitution, terrible food, terrorists (India), terrorism increase, thatched cottages at risk, threat to peace, ticks move northward (Sweden), tides rise, tigers eat people, tigers drown, Titanic sinking,
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tomatoes rot, tornado outbreak, tornado season delay, tourism increase, toxic bacteria, toxic seaweed, trade barriers, trade winds weakened, traffic jams, transport snarl, transportation threatened, tree foliage increase (UK), tree growth slowed, tree growth faster, trees grow too fast, trees in trouble, trees less colourful, trees more colourful, trees lush, trees on Antarctica, treelines change,tropics expansion, tropopause raised, truffle shortage, truffles down, truffles increase, tuna, turtles crash, turtle feminised, turtles lay earlier,
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UFO sightings, UK coastal impact, UK Katrina,
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vampire bats, Venice flooded, volcanic eruptions, volcanoes awakened in Iceland,
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walnuts threatened, walrus pups orphaned, walrus stampede, walruses come ashore, wars over water, wars sparked, wars threaten billions, wasps, water bills double, water shortage to increase vegetarianism, wave of natural disasters, waves bigger, waves smaller,
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weather out of its mind, weather patterns awry, weather patterns last longer, Western aid cancelled out, West Nile fever, whale beachings, whales lose weight,whales move north, whales wiped out, wheat crops worldwide, wheat rust epidemics in UK, wheat rust in Syria, wheat yields crushed in Australia,
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wild boars thrive, wildfires, wildfires worsen, wind shift, wind reduced, winds stronger, winds weaker, wine – Australian baked, , wine industry damage (California), wine industry disaster (US), wine – more English, wine – no more French , wine – England too hot,wine -German boon, wine passé (Napa), wine – Scotland best, wine stronger, winters in Britain colder, winter in Britain dead, Winter Olympics, Wisconsin crops, witchcraft executions, wolverine decline, wolverines vanish, wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less, women become prostitutes, women cheat on vacation, women hit hardest, workers laid off, World at war, world heritage sites, World War 4,
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Yellow fever, Youth anxiety, youth suicide
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This is for the greenhouse gas challenged. http://www.epa.gov/climatestudents/basics/today/greenhouse-effect.html
I agree 100% with WCFN. Yet the oil, gas and a long line of groups continue to raise the flag of profits first. I realize I use links frequently to explain my views. Here are more. It’s a piece about Apple and their CEO that makes me proud they’re out there. Al Gore is on their Board and he was the target of a far right group. The investors were too sophisticated for their antics.
Here it is:
http://www.macobserver.com/tmo/article/tim-cook-soundly-rejects-politics-of-the-ncppr-suggests-group-sell-apples-s?utm_campaign=tmo_recent_widget
http://www.macobserver.com/tmo/article/right-wing-think-tank-wants-apple-to-disclose-sustainability-costs/?cachebuster=5312ce468ca3d
http://www.macobserver.com/tmo/article/apple-ceo-tim-cook-says-az-project-will-create-ecosystem-with-thousands-of?utm_campaign=tmo_recent_widget
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/mh?s=AAPL+Major+Holders
The best site ever developed by mountaineers that show befores and afters of glaciers in the Himalayas.
http://explore.glacierworks.org/en/
See Mt. Everest Base Camp close up. Use your mouse to pan in. The resolution is amazing! http://explore.glacierworks.org/en/#trek/everest-base-camp
Message in a Bottle – found on the Canadian border: http://www.weather.com/news/science/environment/message-bottle-global-warming-20131220
233 feet in 50 years, during the end of an ice age is not alarming at all. That’s less than 5 feet a year.
Blimey, this is a crazy list. Thanks for updating it, a real eye opener
And the number of contradictions are wild. Bigger waves, smaller waves, etc. It’s all just nuts.
As somebody who has written about these same global warming hypocrisies (http://tinyurl.com/psfqkax) may i suggest that somebody archive these links in PDF format because many of the links in the original webpage (http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm) have since disappeared from the web.
That’s a good idea. I will look at doing that sometime when I have about 48 hours. :).
No seriously, that is a good idea. I will try to get that done.
I tried to convert the original page (http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm) into PDF files but i just didn’t have the time. I may try again one day because some of the original links have gone dead. 🙂
Reblogged this on Illuminutti.
Farming in the arctic and a longer growing season. That’s a bonus. No more low lying island disputes. Growing bananas in Idaho. Northern shipping lanes open up. Easier to be homeless in winter. Increase in inland real estate value…
you missed increased HIV infection from the article on “pushes poor women into prostitution”. i’m startled that no one has thought up a Q or X word, yet, that can be blamed on AGW.
🙂 I am working daily to revise this list. I will include that in the next revision. Thanks.
Include in your next update; I’ve noticed that with global warming my angle of attack has gone from about 20 degrees above the horizontal to 15 degrees. It must be global warming.
Positives from global warming.
http://www.listosaur.com/science-a-technology/top-10-possible-benefits-of-global-warming/
Good luck in trying to get any Climate alarmist or hysteria-driven media to EVER say anything about the positive side effects of a warmer planet.
As the U.S. weather continues to warm northerly, the bark beetle is also destroying forests. Our friends who have a ranch in Idyllwild, CA (in the mountains above Palm Springs, CA) the bark beetles took hold and this once beatiful mountain community lost a significant number of their pines. As the planet continues to heat by the end of this century it’s expected for the temperatures to rise 1.8-4 degrees C or around 2.5 – 7 degrees F. The bark beetles destroy forests. For a peek google bark beetles and click on images. Shocking.
This is a study that explains in readable terms what to expect for the Western U.S. and Canada. Click on the pdf icon on the right.
http://www.fs.fed.us/rm/pubs_other/rmrs_2010_bentz_b001.pdf?
Here’s another:
Climate change could make red hair a thing of the past if Scotland gets sunnier
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/climate-change-could-make-red-3814089
Why is it that authorities claim that the Arctic is melting, that we have had the hottest day in years, etc? It seems that they do not look back at previous data showing in early times heat extreme and today now blamed on modern day living with cars industry etc. non existent previously. They use only what supports their theory.
This list is fantastic. Please add this:
https://www.foxnews.com/science/disaster-worse-than-chernobyl-looms