About the Post

Author Information

Climate Change Linked to End of Milky Way Galaxy

The Minority Report — June 6, 2014

Administration Affiliated News Science Bulletin

The White House disclosed today that stunning new evidence links Climate Change to the coming collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies. Deputy Science Advisor I.M. Fullhof remarked to a hushed press conference called to discuss the findings:

“Both events are shockingly correlated. The phenomena were discovered at roughly the same time and both can be explained by mathematical models. The relationship is tight and indisputable, and constitutes definite proof of causation. It is a stunning reaffirmation of the settled science of climate change, the dangers of global warming, and the need to ramp up the campaign to curb America’s carbon emissions, which are the unique source of this impending peril. We call for prompt adoption of the EPA’s latest initiative to end the scourge of coal. Nothing less than the fate of our galactic home is at stake!”

Tags: , , ,

One Comment on “Climate Change Linked to End of Milky Way Galaxy”

  1. Ric Werme June 9, 2014 at 9:41 pm #

    Pretty good try, but having to go to the end of the galaxy is a bit of a reach.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: